Cosmic Joke.

What's new? There. I said it, I already have a boyfriend. Please? Go away! You had your shot. You were too complicated to be with from the start. And please don't go saying stuff like "I was MIA." or "It's too bad, you already have someone." like you actually find this regrettable for your part.

No. It's not bad. It's actually good I have him. I love that I have him. I love what we have, how we are, and what we are. I love us. I love him. I'm happy.

Stop saying stuff like that it's annoying. It's not making you interesting enough. Grrrr.

*rolls eyes*